But it’s been rough for me. My job isn’t renewing my temp contract so I’ve been busy looking for jobs. I promise I’ll have ton of free time starting next week…but this week will be real slow.
Anyways…found this video of some dumb broad getting a tattoo. Listen honey, if you can’t take the pain you really shouldn’t be getting all inked up. Save up and get a face and nose job…then maybe someone will want to fuck you when they’re not drunk.
Tags: failWhat are the odds of this motherfucker getting some ass with that shirt? In LA, I’d say pretty good!!!
Tags: facebookI don’t even know what to say to this post? Just fucking lame on all fronts. Who Gives a Shit!!!
Awesome blog…I know! I’m searching for jobs at work and getting paid. What more do you want from me?
You’re boy TheBiz is stressed out. Big changes at my job…I’m leaving…and at my home…I’m fucking moving….and I haven’t been able to update jack shit. My boss leaves tomorrow so I can guarantee tons of updates through the rest of the week.
So calm the fuck down and I’ll be back tomorrow with some great shit posted!
By the way…I’m 2-0 in Fantasy Football and in the Championship Game of my Fantasy Baseball league…do I think you give a fuck…NO…do you think I give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck…Fuck NO I don’t!
Tags: sports
MLB.com – LOS ANGELES — Don Mattingly will manage the Dodgers in 2011 and Joe Torre has stepped aside to determine his future plans, the Dodgers announced on Friday. Torre, the fifth-winningest manager in Major League history, is in the final year of a three-year contract. Mattingly has been the Dodgers’ hitting coach since the 2008 All-Star break. Mattingly, Torre and Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti will be present at a 5 p.m. PT news conference to be held at Dodger Stadium on Friday.
Well, it looks like Don Mattingly will be the new skipper for the Los Angeles Dodgers for next season. I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. I know Mattingly was a helluva 1st baseman for the New York Yankees back in the day, but I don’t know if he ever won a World Series. I’m going out on a limb and saying he didn’t…which begs the question…why the hell are we getting a loser manager? I can’t believe he was with the Yankees all those years and could never win the big one…so why the hell would I think he’s going to bring a World Championship to the Dodgers? The McCords need to get their heads out of their collective asses!
Cue Mattingly getting run out of Los Angeles in the next 5 years. I hope he wins one though….as much as a loser as he is, I do respect him as a ballplayer. If he brings back his trademark mustache then I take back everything I’ve ever said bad about him.
Tags: facebookI don’t fucking understand why people talk about their dead relatives on Facebook? I really don’t get it. I think it’s the most awkward thing in the world. Here is the example I’m talking about:
Is this really something you need to share with everyone? Like, I’m having a great day and then I see this come across my news feed and it puts me in a somber mood. Yeah, I’m sure you’re hurting buddy but don’t blast your family issues all over Facebook. It’s completely inappropriate and uncalled for. At least he didn’t put a picture of his uncle as his main profile pic…that’s just fucking weird if you ask me.
For instance my Father passed away earlier this year and I was devastated, I still am devastated…but there was no way in hell I was going to put his passing in my status update. No fucking way! I noticed a couple of my cousins posted his passing on Facebook and I was so fucking pissed off you couldn’t even imagine! Who the fuck did they think they were and why did they think it was their business to post that shit and broadcast it to the world? Listen, I love to share and brag about as much stuff as I can, but posting about dead relatives is a line crosser.
When a loved one passes I think this is time for YOU to spend with your family and grieve…I don’t need to grieve along with you via Facebook. How the fuck do you comment to one’s post like that? Should I press the LIKE button when I heard of their passing? I hate those posts all the way around.
Two rules of Facebook I think you should live by if you’re one of my friends:
1) Don’t talk about your dead relatives the moment they pass away
2) Stop flooding me with bible quotes
Tags: drugsAssociated Press — “A parrot in the Colombian city of Barranquilla was seized during a drug raid. Authorities say “Lorenzo” was trying to tip-off a local drug cartel when officers conducted the undercover raid.”
If anyone can find out the bail amount on Lorenzo the Parrot please let me know ASAP! I must have it. I don’t know who trained this guy, but goddamn Lorenzo would have been a life-saver for me years ago! I can’t imagine how different my life would have been if I would have owned this parrot! In college, this motherfucker would have been right outside my front door to warn me of any crazy broads sneaking up on me. Why the hell was I playing baseball when I could have been training lookout parrots? I would have been rich!
Fucking classic stuff…this is why drug dealers are 1 step ahead of us. They’re so fucking imaginative…I tip my hat to them.
Click here to watch the video: Parrot Tries to Tip Off Colombian Cartel in Bust
Tags: limboNow this is the most impressive thing I think I’ve ever seen. I still can’t believe it with my own eyes! There is no way that chick went that low. Unfucking real! There are a few things I’ll never ever be able to do:
* Throw a baseball 100 mph
* Be a US Navy Fighter Pilot -I wanted to, but I’m too tall-
* Limbo like a motherfucker!
I mean you see this chick do this and I’m pissed that I’ll never be that flexible. Just mind boggling what I saw.
Too bad Nikki Boyer ruins the entire fucking segment. Damn that broad is annoying! Did she really call the Shameka Charles a ” human pipe cleaner?” Why not just say Shameka sucks dick and licks assholes…same fucking thing right?!??
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