August 24 2010

Oakland A’s Ballboy Just Slaying Chicks!

This Oakland A’s ball boy is a straight up pimp yo! A tear came to my eye when I watched this because it was like there was a little bit of TheBiz in this kid. If I was the ball boy I would have done the exact same thing because fuck you handicap people, fuck you little kids, and fuck you old people! Most of them are ungrateful anyway. They don’t give a shit about you, they want the ball. Well tough shit! If there is a hot chick in the stands, she’s getting the ball from me every single time! If that doesn’t scream, “Yo girl, gimme that ass!” then I don’t know what does.

I loved the fact that the girl knew the guy was hustling and gave him a kiss on the cheek! Straight class right there!

This goes to show you that good looking people rule the world. If there is a fatty sitting there, she wouldn’t get the time of day! Just like that lame Venice Beach Topless Protest I wrote about yesterday… no good looking chicks marching, don’t even fucking bother going through with your lame-ass protest!

What’s up with booing the kid? Standard issue for Oakland fans I guess. I would have expected a standing ovation!

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