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September 16 2010

Teen Sets Limbo Record!

September 16th, 2010 TheBiz
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Now this is the most impressive thing I think I’ve ever seen. I still can’t believe it with my own eyes! There is no way that chick went that low. Unfucking real! There are a few things I’ll never ever be able to do:

* Throw a baseball 100 mph
* Be a US Navy Fighter Pilot -I wanted to, but I’m too tall-
* Limbo like a motherfucker!

I mean you see this chick do this and I’m pissed that I’ll never be that flexible. Just mind boggling what I saw.

Too bad Nikki Boyer ruins the entire fucking segment. Damn that broad is annoying! Did she really call the Shameka Charles a ” human pipe cleaner?” Why not just say Shameka sucks dick and licks assholes…same fucking thing right?!??

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September 3 2010

Tommy Lasorda Rant Takes You Into the Labor Day Weekend

September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Sports, Videos 1,034 Comments » |
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I love Tommy Lasorda…they don’t make baseball managers like they used to. He’s one of a fucking kind.

Have a good Labor Day weekend everyone!

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August 25 2010

Don’t Do It Heidi!!!!

August 25th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Girls, Photos 627 Comments » |
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Popeater — Heidi Montag regrets the body she attained through 10 plastic surgeries, saying she wants her G-cup breasts implants removed and she worries about losing her nose. “My boobs are crushing me,” Montag, 23, tells Life & Style. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.” She also says her breasts are “so heavy” they constantly strain her back.

It’s a sad day here at SniperHunt.com. A woman putting that much efforts into her tits has gone to waste and honestly…it’s a slap in the face to the late Dr. Ryan. The man was a miracle worker and he turned an ugly-duckling like Heidi Montag into a plastic goddess. They say there is nothing worse in this world than wasted talent and Heidi became the poster woman for that cause.

Heidi, if you happen to read this I beg you, please do not get rid of those giant G bombs!!! The world needs them now. Desperate times call for desperate measures and in a world that is pretty shitty at the moment, your golden globes tell me things will eventually get better. Like a beacon of light, your funbags are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Don’t do it, Heidi! Don’t do it!!!

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August 24 2010

Si Ortega! Local Girl Crowned Miss Universe 2010!

August 24th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Featured, Girls, Photos 921 Comments » |
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Looks like local girl Jimena Navarrete won the 2010 Miss Universe pageant last night in Las Vegas! I’m telling you it’s about fucking time a local broad won this event. I’m sick and tired of countries that you never, ever hear of winning the Miss Universe shindig.

What the hell happened to Rima Fakih aka Miss USA 2010 in the thing? Did she know it was the Miss Fucking Universe pageant? Bitch looked like she never put her game face on. For shame! Stay at home if you’re going to represent like that…it’s fucking embarrassing!

Listen…I live in California and Mexico to me is a lot more fucking local than Minnesota. So put that in your hot pipe and smoke it. As far as I’m concerned we finally won the big one! Congratulations Jimena! You made TheBiz very proud!!!

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August 17 2010

I’m going out on a limb — HE’S BACK!!!

August 17th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Photos, Sports 605 Comments » |
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I can’t wait to see Brett Farve return to the Minnesota Vikings today. The NFL should really stand for Now (it’s) Favre’s League. Brett Favre is the NFL and Brett Farve is a goddamn warrior! I don’t care that you all hate Brett Favre or sick of his antics. All I care about is seeing the old gunslinger out there between the hashes on Sunday. The NFL is a better league with Brett Favre playing, not sitting in some rocking chair on Sunday.

Because there is no football team in SoCal, the team I’m following this year is the Minnesota Vikings. Wall to fucking wall Brett Favre coverage. I’m happy Brett Favre is back and I think the Vikings will represent the NFC in the Super Bowl this year.

Welcome Back Brett Favre!!!

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August 17 2010

Cris Carter Has No Rhythm!

August 17th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Sports, Videos 280 Comments » |
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Can you believe this guy was one of the greatest NFL wide receivers ever?!?? How the hell did he ever shake DB’s off the line with those kind of shoulder jukes? And what’s with those finger snaps? He reminded me of Steve Martin in The Jerk.

I honestly thought I had zero moves, zero pizazz, then I saw Cris Carter this morning bobbing to the sounds of the New Orleans Saints theme song or whatever that was. The dude has no rhythm what-so-ever and it made me feel 100 times better about myself. I don’t care if you’re making millions or have caught a shitload of TD passes, you bring moves to the club like that, you’re going to get shut down…Revis Island style!

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August 16 2010

Ms. Cougar 2010 Crowned at Del Mar

August 16th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Featured, Girls, Local Scene, Photos, Videos 2,667 Comments » |
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NBC San Diego — The long national nightmare is over: A winner has finally been announced for the Miss Del Mar Cougar 2009 contest.

Ms. Rosie Goldstein took top honors at the contest, which race track officials used to promote the Cougar II Handicap race on Wednesday. The doubtless very-happy winner will go home clutching a gift certificate for two at the Vela Restaurant in the Bayfront Hilton after having spent the day at the table she won at Del Mar’s Turf Club.

Twenty-eight women entered the contest, but in the end, the Realtor from Tierrasanta walked away with the title.

Congrats to Ms. Rosie Goldstein but fucking NBC has to stop with this conservative San Diego bullshit. Gotta love when the story starts off “The Long national nightmare is over.” Obviously Mr. Eric Page of NBC San Diego has never banged a cougar before or he’s a complete fucking moron, but it’s probably both. Cougars possess an attitude that men wished most chicks would embrace. No fucking head games, no bullshit. They want to bang, pure and simple. Cougs have been dicked over by men numerous times, throw in a couple of divorces here and there, then they wake up and realize what a man really needs…A sandwich and a bang!

View more news videos at: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/video.

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August 13 2010

This Is Why ESPN Sucks!!!

August 13th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Photos, Sports 2,860 Comments » |
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Karl Malone is going into the Hall of Fame, and what picture does ESPN post on their home page??? Karl Malone in a Lakers uniform!!!! Are you fucking shitting me!!!! Because when I think of Karl Malone, there is no way I think of him and John Stockton tearing up the floor for the Utah Jazz. I really picture him in a Lakers jersey. Unfucking real!

ESPN continues to suck fucking balls and I’m pissed at the fact I really don’t have another choice when I want sports info. Fox Sports sucks, CNNSI sucks. Frustrating!

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