Archive for the ‘Featured’ Category

August 27 2010

Creepy Guy Films Hot Slut in Public…Old Bag to Rescue!

So I go to read up on my favorite site, Barstool Sports, and they have this epic video posted of some slut in Times Square doing a photo shoot and some creepy guy filming her. Next thing you know her grandma and some fucking lame ass biker guy start giving the guy shit for filming her.

This is a notice to all you hot broads out there…if you’re going to act like a slut in public, be prepared to have creepy guys film your shit and end up on YouTube, then SniperHunt. I mean check this bitch out flaunting her ass and doing all these sexual stretches…what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

And how about this dude calling the biker a Goober! Bwahahahaha! I haven’t heard that shit in years!

Bottom line is…act like a slut, you’re gonna get treated like a slut!

August 27 2010

Motherfucker Turns Stage Diving Into Art Form

That’s how you end a set!!! This guy got some liftoff huh! Guitar in hand the dude flew over the crowd and asked some guy how his nuts taste! The crowed was docile that no one even bothered to get out of the way. They probably had no clue this dude was going to pull off an epic dive like that. Honestly, I thought he would have tried to land right in the middle of the crowd. Probably good he didn’t because someone was going to get KTFO’ed.

Fuck, you know Wild Steve wishes he was there. He probably would have kicked that guitar players ass and showed him a thing or two about getting mooshed!!!

“Wild Steve Motherfucker! Time to get mooshed motherfucker!”

August 24 2010

Si Ortega! Local Girl Crowned Miss Universe 2010!

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Looks like local girl Jimena Navarrete won the 2010 Miss Universe pageant last night in Las Vegas! I’m telling you it’s about fucking time a local broad won this event. I’m sick and tired of countries that you never, ever hear of winning the Miss Universe shindig.

What the hell happened to Rima Fakih aka Miss USA 2010 in the thing? Did she know it was the Miss Fucking Universe pageant? Bitch looked like she never put her game face on. For shame! Stay at home if you’re going to represent like that…it’s fucking embarrassing!

Listen…I live in California and Mexico to me is a lot more fucking local than Minnesota. So put that in your hot pipe and smoke it. As far as I’m concerned we finally won the big one! Congratulations Jimena! You made TheBiz very proud!!!

August 24 2010

Fucking Flintstones Pulling One Over the Kids!

I love The Flintstones…in fact I love all those old goofy cartoons, especially old Looney Toons! If Daffy Duck come on my screen, the channel is staying put! Don’t give me this new shit with wacky-ass character voices. If motherfucking Mel Blanc isn’t voicing the characters, then I don’t want to watch it!

I don’t care if you’ve seen this before….I haven’t. I love when those old sleazy cartoonists slip in a good fastball by the censors and the kids. You know they were fucking dying when the saw this zinger air for the first time.

Bravo Hanna Barbera…bravo!

August 16 2010

Ms. Cougar 2010 Crowned at Del Mar

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NBC San DiegoThe long national nightmare is over: A winner has finally been announced for the Miss Del Mar Cougar 2009 contest.

Ms. Rosie Goldstein took top honors at the contest, which race track officials used to promote the Cougar II Handicap race on Wednesday. The doubtless very-happy winner will go home clutching a gift certificate for two at the Vela Restaurant in the Bayfront Hilton after having spent the day at the table she won at Del Mar’s Turf Club.

Twenty-eight women entered the contest, but in the end, the Realtor from Tierrasanta walked away with the title.

Congrats to Ms. Rosie Goldstein but fucking NBC has to stop with this conservative San Diego bullshit. Gotta love when the story starts off “The Long national nightmare is over.” Obviously Mr. Eric Page of NBC San Diego has never banged a cougar before or he’s a complete fucking moron, but it’s probably both. Cougars possess an attitude that men wished most chicks would embrace. No fucking head games, no bullshit. They want to bang, pure and simple. Cougs have been dicked over by men numerous times, throw in a couple of divorces here and there, then they wake up and realize what a man really needs…A sandwich and a bang!

View more news videos at: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/video.

August 14 2010

Friday Webcam Strip to End the Week

Look for updates through the weekend. Looks like Sexi Kimber knows how to shake that ass!

August 13 2010

Good Morning! Sexy Asian Girl Massage!!!

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I’ve had people tell me to put up more hot chicks on the site. So we will kick it off with a hot Asian getting a massage. Yeah, I was creepy but so what! It’s all in the name of bringing content that you demand.

August 11 2010

Get The Fuck Out of Here!!! I Present to You the Next Mayor of Rancho Cucamonga!!!

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I wish I could say I’m totally surprised at this story, but I’m not. I mean thank god for Facebook or else I would have never found this shit! Fucking Ledbetter running for Mayor of Rancho Cucamonga! Get the fuck out of here!!! This guy should have a business card that says “Jack of All Trades” on it.

Long story short, I used to play baseball with him at University of San Francisco. Down the 3rd base line of our shitty baseball field is the all-chicks dorm, Hayes-Healy. I can’t tell you how many times I snuck out of that place and never got caught…however, my friend Ledbetter got caught with his pants down! So we have a game against Stanford in the afternoon and we are supposed to be on the field a couple hours before game time to warm up. Everyone was on the field, on-time, except for Ledbetter. Next thing you know the team attention focuses to a guy climbing down the 6th story fire escape from Hayes-Healy and wouldn’t you know it, it’s fucking Ledbetter! Goddamn classic! I could go on, but I definitely think Rancho Cucamonga could use a character like him.

So we at SniperHunt.com through our unbridled support to Robert Ledbetter’s campaign to be the next mayor of Rancho Cucamonga. God help all of you!