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August 11 2010

Bieber + A Shot At Love Chick….Same Person???

August 11th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Featured, Photos 414 Comments » |
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I dare you to tell me that Justin Bieber and the Reality Fame whore Dani from A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila don’t look exactly alike? It’s fucking uncanny isn’t it? You all know I’m right…give TheBiz some credit.

I mean this confirms what I’ve thought all along isn’t it? Bieber is a chick! There is no doubt in my head anymore. Nothing you can say or do can convince me otherwise. So to all you ladies (and fellas) going gaga over Mr. or Ms. Bieber…good luck with that one. Looks like you’re all going to be disappointed in the end, if you’re not already. At least you would think Bieber would have a hot MILF for a mom…but alas, she’s a disappointment too. Doesn’t take much anymore does it?




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August 10 2010

Girl Ruins Guy’s Life, Orgasms on Rollercoaster!

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Videos 930 Comments » |
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Good luck with this guy ever giving it to his girlfriend like this Sling Shot ride. No way has he ever come close to what this ride accomplished in 20 sec. I’m sure both of you had some good times, but it’s over. It’s tough to be compared to a rollercoaster, and Peter you just got PWNED!!!

I mean, I’ve been compared to the rabbit and I’ll stand toe-to-toe with that motherfucker any day of the week. But I know when I’m beat….and it’s time for this guy to admit defeat and walk away.
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August 10 2010

HB Steve is the Fucking Man!

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Local Scene, Uncategorized, Videos 648 Comments » |
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So I’m in the liquor store in Huntington and I hear this guy spouting off all this trash how he can out shotgun anyone! Naturally I’m up for a good challenge (and hoping it would make good video) so I decided to get HB Steve an 18 pack of Bud Light. We walk right outside the store and opened up the beers.

He must of slammed down 9 of the 18 in there, it was amazing. An army of cops are right around the corner, and there is HB Steve shotgunning beers with anyone he could find on the street. Chicks, dudes, the man was on fire! Guy wanted to run in the street and yell at people to be on video. HB Steve is one crazy motherfucker!

If you watch this, give me a shout out bro. TheBiz has your back!

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August 10 2010

Could This Be the Goofiest Motherfucker Ever?,

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Local Scene, Uncategorized, Videos 336 Comments » |
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Your boy TheBiz is down in Huntington Beach this past weekend for the US Open of Surfing and I came across this dude. What a goofy looking motherfucker! I couldn’t stop watching this guy. The best part was, he was getting all the chicks. Unreal! I don’t know if he was a famous surfer, some local HB legend, or some goofy ass wigger? I have no clue! All I know is…I couldn’t rock this look. I know I’m not cool enough.

I still think something is off about this guy…but I don’t want to say it. So I’m going to let Alan Garner from The Hangover say it for me:

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August 9 2010

Check Out This Crazy Bike!

August 9th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Local Scene, Photos, Rants 372 Comments » |
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So I’m taking a stroll down the Venice Beach Boardwalk yesterday and I came across the craziest fucking bike I’ve ever seen. A spiderweb bike. There is no other place in the world you would see shit like this except in Venice. I was half expecting to see Spiderman riding the damn thing, but no such luck. Just another Venice hippie.

I see something like this and I think to myself…does this guy consider this art or did he sink his life-savings into creating this bike cause he thinks chicks will flock to him cause he’s so different. Maybe I’m too much of an asshole to see the beauty in this but things like this I just don’t fucking get.

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August 6 2010

Don’t Fuck With Wild Steve!

August 6th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Uncategorized, Videos 715 Comments » |
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This guy is gonna mosh his way into your hearts…I give you Wild Steve! Don’t fuck with him or you’re gonna get MOOSHED!!!

Videos and photos to be updated through the weekend! Check back here for sneaky good fun…always!

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August 4 2010

Would You Schtoop The Owner of This Miata?

August 4th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Local Scene, Photos, Uncategorized 498 Comments » |
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I’m driving to Orange County this morning and this asshole pulls up next to me! I couldn’t help but start laughing and then start snapping away! So my question to you is…does rocking 700,000th Miata Built get this guy laid? I’m going out on a limb and saying Yes!

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August 3 2010

Would You Schtoop This???

August 3rd, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Girls, Local Scene, Photos 606 Comments » |
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The answer is…Yeah but….I really think you would have to be pretty fucked up to hit this, like bottom line passing out.

So I saw this broad at the Manhattan Beach 6 Man volleyball tournament and let me tell you what this chick is all about…. she is a broad that, in my opinion, is a 2 but she thinks she’s a 10 and this is the only way she’s dares to rock this outfit. She believes she has a banging body and with all her flowing blond locks she’s Pam Anderson reincarnated 20 years ago. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve encountered chicks like this. Zero fucking fun, wants to be the center of attention, overall pain in the fucking ass….allegedly.

I’m telling you, you probably could bang her if you really wanted to….but it would be a lot of work. TheBiz recommends a pass here unless that is your style and TheBiz knows who you are!

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