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September 16 2010

Facebook Update of the Day!

September 16th, 2010

TheBiz

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I’m going to do a new feature here on SniperHunt…it’s called Facebook update of the day! I’m going to pick the dumbest, most lame updates from my friends list. Today, we have parenting advice (a mom to her son) about the secret to women:

Are you fucking joking me?!?? The secret to getting chicks is pretending to have fun so they’ll come over??? I mean this is joke right, and this woman is really giving this advice to her son? Unreal people! I think that’s why guys are such pansies these days. The only one that has a real beat on the female community is The Situation. What most chicks want is a guy to act like an ass…play tough to get…and shit on them. Hate to bring up examples…but take Sammi from Jersey Shore, Ronnie shits on her, but she still loves him…I’ve run into more broads like that in my lifetime than I know what to do with. It’s sad. Good thing I’ve found a great woman that isn’t like this at all….she could be Mrs.Biz if she’s lucky!

So mom’s out there…quit babying your kids and give them the real talk they deserve. Treat your boys like men..don’t treat them how men used to treat you…like a bitch!

September 16 2010

It’s a Sad Day Indeed…Craigslist to Shut Down “Adult” Section

September 16th, 2010

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MSNBC — Pressured by law enforcement, advocacy groups, and Congress, Craigslist said it would permanently remove adult services from its online classified ads here in the United States. The move quickly sparked criticism by free-speech advocates who see Craigslist’s shuttering of its adult services as a threat to free speech on the Internet.

What the hell is going on in the United States of America? Honestly, I feel real bad for the poor sons a bitches that never get the time of day from chicks and rely on Craigslist to feel like a human fucking being. So what if they had to pay for that GFE, it probably lifted their self-esteem to have a 1/2 decent looking chick pretend they liked them and suck his dick with a condom on. I also feel bad for the guy who couldn’t pick up a chick at the bar and relied on Craigslist to find a good whore that could bust his nut for a decent price.

Say what you want about the whores posting in the adult section, but they provide a great service for the poor schmucks out there and I applaud them. It’s a sad fucking day indeed! I know Ralph Cifaretto would be disgusted at the actions taken by Craigslist. Didn’t Ralph pick up Janice on Craigslist? I could be mistaken.

August 30 2010

Hot Sideline Reporter Nailed in Head!

August 30th, 2010

TheBiz

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Tags: sports

I didn’t think this was that funny, but so many people sent me this clip I decided to post it. Looks like some hot broad took a header while in the middle of a newscast last week. Seriously, like you didn’t see that coming!

What I did find funny was now this broad was wearing a helmet to protect herself on the field! We all know soccer players are pansies and it looks like the sideline reporters follow suit. At least our broads in the US don’t get all geared up to report on the sidelines for NFL games, they only have to worry about being molested by a drunk Joe Namath. I can’t imagine any chick wanting Joe Namath to post up on her. If I had to guess, it’s because good old Broadway Joe is starting to look like that old lady on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Sad day indeed.

August 27 2010

Sexy Rollercoaster Ride Into The Weekend

August 27th, 2010

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Tags: girls

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August 27 2010

Girls, Bikinis, Faceplant!

August 27th, 2010

TheBiz

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Tags: fail, girls

This video is why I started this site because this video goddamn perfect!

Seriously…typical broads thinking their funny and shit. Guess what bitch, how does asphalt taste? Just a classic video on a classic site! I think that chick broke her nose! Ouch!

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we’re done!

August 27 2010

Creepy Guy Films Hot Slut in Public…Old Bag to Rescue!

August 27th, 2010

TheBiz

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Tags: public, slut

So I go to read up on my favorite site, Barstool Sports, and they have this epic video posted of some slut in Times Square doing a photo shoot and some creepy guy filming her. Next thing you know her grandma and some fucking lame ass biker guy start giving the guy shit for filming her.

This is a notice to all you hot broads out there…if you’re going to act like a slut in public, be prepared to have creepy guys film your shit and end up on YouTube, then SniperHunt. I mean check this bitch out flaunting her ass and doing all these sexual stretches…what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

And how about this dude calling the biker a Goober! Bwahahahaha! I haven’t heard that shit in years!

Bottom line is…act like a slut, you’re gonna get treated like a slut!

August 26 2010

Hot Russian Spy In Sexy Photoshoot!

August 26th, 2010

TheBiz

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Tags: girls

MSNBC — Glamorous Russian agent Anna Chapman has posed provocatively for a Russian magazine shoot in her first public appearance since she was deported from the United States in a major spy swap. The tabloid-style lifenews.ru site on Thursday showed film footage of the 28-year-old redhead being photographed for an upcoming edition of glossy magazine Zhara, Russia’s version of Heat, in a VIP room in the upscale Balchug hotel near the Kremlin.

Anna Chapman is a straight up dick wrecker isn’t she? I mean this broad is straight out of the James Bond movies don’t you think? Sexy Russian spy, banging everyone for intel! Makes me rethink my entire life after college when I decided to go into the videogame business. I can tell you there were never, ever chicks this hot working in the videogame industry.

Like I was athletic and strong enough to be a cunning spy, but I know I didn’t have the smarts. Street smarts yes, book smarts no. Honestly, if a girl this hot was jocking me for information, I know I would have folded like a deck of cards. So it’s probably better I didn’t become a spy because the good old U.S. of A. would be more like Canada now. Luckily I have a good woman in my life who gets my dumb sense of humor!

August 25 2010

Don’t Do It Heidi!!!!

August 25th, 2010

TheBiz

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Popeater — Heidi Montag regrets the body she attained through 10 plastic surgeries, saying she wants her G-cup breasts implants removed and she worries about losing her nose. “My boobs are crushing me,” Montag, 23, tells Life & Style. “My body’s still getting used to them and I have major anxiety about it.” She also says her breasts are “so heavy” they constantly strain her back.

It’s a sad day here at SniperHunt.com. A woman putting that much efforts into her tits has gone to waste and honestly…it’s a slap in the face to the late Dr. Ryan. The man was a miracle worker and he turned an ugly-duckling like Heidi Montag into a plastic goddess. They say there is nothing worse in this world than wasted talent and Heidi became the poster woman for that cause.

Heidi, if you happen to read this I beg you, please do not get rid of those giant G bombs!!! The world needs them now. Desperate times call for desperate measures and in a world that is pretty shitty at the moment, your golden globes tell me things will eventually get better. Like a beacon of light, your funbags are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. Don’t do it, Heidi! Don’t do it!!!