Has anyone ever seen this show “Is It Me or the Dog?” Great content, but I can’t watch this show because of the host. The hair is fucking hideous! What is that a fucking triangle on top of her head? Screw this chick trying to teach dog how to behave properly, someone get this bitch to a grooming specialist stat! I’d rather watch Snooki’s poof over this “do” any day of the week.
Archive for the ‘Girls’ Category
Would You Schtoop This???
August 3rd, 2010
TheBiz
The answer is…Yeah but….I really think you would have to be pretty fucked up to hit this, like bottom line passing out.
So I saw this broad at the Manhattan Beach 6 Man volleyball tournament and let me tell you what this chick is all about…. she is a broad that, in my opinion, is a 2 but she thinks she’s a 10 and this is the only way she’s dares to rock this outfit. She believes she has a banging body and with all her flowing blond locks she’s Pam Anderson reincarnated 20 years ago. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve encountered chicks like this. Zero fucking fun, wants to be the center of attention, overall pain in the fucking ass….allegedly.
I’m telling you, you probably could bang her if you really wanted to….but it would be a lot of work. TheBiz recommends a pass here unless that is your style and TheBiz knows who you are!
Damn…I Guess This Little Kid Likes Titties!
August 3rd, 2010
TheBiz I thought I was the only person on the planet to react to titties the way this kid did! Guaranteed he told his friends about this moment and not about the glorified ballerina doing flips and shit on a dirt bike. Bottom line is the kid came there to see some tits and tits he received!
Was that his mom running away at the end?!?? Unbelievable that she would run away from him at that moment. Parenting 101 at it’s finest.
Stripper In-Training!!!
July 29th, 2010
TheBiz —————–EDITORS NOTE: I took this down , but after rewatching it, its so fucking funny I’m putting it back up.
If there is one thing I know better than anything else out there, it’s Strippers! This girl is gonna be dancing on center-stage at a club near you! She has probably never stripped a day in her life, but she has all the qualities and the mannerisms to fit the mold:
* Purse of the lips — Check!
* Grabbing her tits every 2 seconds — Check!
* Telling you she has big tits — Check! (as if you didn’t know)
* Looking at herself similar to how strippers looks in the mirror when they’re dancing — Check!
* Younger ditz kind of stripper voice — Check!
I could watch this video all day. This chick has train-wreck written all over her and she’s coming soon to a reality show near you. Our Italian Bella is a soon-to-be stripper/reality TV star…and that’s a Stone Cold Fucking Lock! I’ve never seen a chick more into herself….check that, I live in Los Angeles, all these broads are into themselves!!!



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