What are the odds of this motherfucker getting some ass with that shirt? In LA, I’d say pretty good!!!
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Free Lorenzo the Parrot Right Now!!!
September 17th, 2010
TheBiz Associated Press — “A parrot in the Colombian city of Barranquilla was seized during a drug raid. Authorities say “Lorenzo” was trying to tip-off a local drug cartel when officers conducted the undercover raid.”
If anyone can find out the bail amount on Lorenzo the Parrot please let me know ASAP! I must have it. I don’t know who trained this guy, but goddamn Lorenzo would have been a life-saver for me years ago! I can’t imagine how different my life would have been if I would have owned this parrot! In college, this motherfucker would have been right outside my front door to warn me of any crazy broads sneaking up on me. Why the hell was I playing baseball when I could have been training lookout parrots? I would have been rich!
Fucking classic stuff…this is why drug dealers are 1 step ahead of us. They’re so fucking imaginative…I tip my hat to them.
Click here to watch the video: Parrot Tries to Tip Off Colombian Cartel in Bust
Check Out This Awesome View of the Beach!
September 14th, 2010
TheBiz So today I’m driving from San Diego to Newport Beach for work and this is the disgusting view I get of Orange County as I come out of the hills. Can you see all that smog? It’s fucking gross!
Straight ahead you should be able to see the San Gabriel Mountains and the Hollywood Hills. Off to the left, you should be able to see the Pacific Ocean no fucking problem. What do you get….one think motherfucking layer of good old Los Angeles Smog. As much as I love L.A., I can’t take this shit anymore. It’s not worth it!
I kind of think the whole Global Warming is bullshit and it’s just a bunch of “green” companies spreading propaganda to make more money, but now I don’t know what to think. Especially since this was the worst fucking summer in the history of Los Angeles. I think we had 3 days of great weather between Memorial and Labor Day.
Enjoy these pictures..and if you’re from out of state thinking of moving here…I’d stay put. It’s not fucking worth it.
See How Miserable It Is in SoCal?!?? It’s TOO FUCKING COLD!!!
September 2nd, 2010
TheBiz L.A. Times — Record low temperatures for the date were tied Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport and Oceanside in San Diego County. The temperature was 58 degrees at LAX, tying a record set in 1951, the National Weather Service said. Oceanside dropped to 66 degrees, tying a record that has stood since 1914.
I’ve bitched about this before, but this is the most fucking miserable summer ever in SoCal. It’s 58 degrees today. Just awful! I think we have had 5 days of great weather this entire summer. I’m telling you I’m getting the fuck out of dodge for Labor Day weekend. TheBiz needs some warm weather in his life! I can’t take this shit. Check out this article I wrote a week or so ago. It’s painful to be a SoCal resident this year! Summer Officially Sucks
*UPDATE* Rancho Cucamonga Mayoral Race
September 1st, 2010
TheBiz
You guys might have remembered my post from a few weeks ago that a guy I played baseball with at USF had recently put his name on the voting ballot to be considered for the Next Mayor of Rancho Cucamonga. If you also remember, I told you that he’s kind of nutty. If you don’t remember you can click here and read about it: Next Mayor of Rancho Cucamonga? Get The Fuck Out of Here!
Well…looks like our pal Robert Ledbetter has dropped out of the race. Wow…didn’t see that one coming!?!! I’m fucking shocked!!! Bwahahahahahaha!
Crazy Jon Gosselin Looking Guy Taking Hostages at Discovery TV HQ
September 1st, 2010
TheBiz UPDATE — He’s dead
SaveTheWorldProtest.com — The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:
1. The Discovery Channel and it’s affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn’s “My Ishmael” pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other’s inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!
2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.
3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!
4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn’t, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??
5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)
6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don’t build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!
7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people’s brains until they get it!!
8. Saving the Planet means saving what’s left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You’re the media, you can reach enough people. It’s your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!
9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.
10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!
11. You’re also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.
Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.
For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human’s lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!
It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It’s like a couple are having 30 babies even though it’s just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!
Also, war must be halted. Not because it’s morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!
The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.
Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.
The humans? The planet does not need humans.
You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!
I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.
These are the demands and sayings of Lee.
I only write about this because I used to work with a company that produced the video game for some Discovery Channel properties. But its fucking amazing how this world operates now…This dude James Jay Lee tried a peaceful protest in 2008 where he offered cash for good ideas on how Discovery could help save the world and no one gave a shit. Now, this motherfucker wields a gun and takes some poor bastard hostage gets 24/7 TV/Internet/Twitter/Facebook/SniperHunt coverage. Suddenly everyone gives a shit! Motherfucker probably already has more Twitter followers than me for this stunt.
Lee might be right in some aspects…but I find it sad a fuck that no one gives a shit till someone gets killed. It obvious this guy hates people and I’d be surprised as fuck if that hostage makes it out alive. Sad situation.
Below is the protest from 2008 where Lee was throwing thousands of dollars in the air to get people to come up with ideas to change Discovery’s programming.
Golfer Strikes Rock, Causes Fire…Bullshit!!!
August 31st, 2010
TheBiz 
Irvine, CA –Forget “Fore!” “Fire!” was the cry of the day for a golfer whose off-target swing sparked a 12-acre blaze in Southern California. The golfer at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine landed a shot in the rough Saturday. On his next swing, his club snagged a rock, causing a spark that lit the rough ablaze and eventually attracted 150 firefighters to the scene. Fire officials say the fire burned through the rough, into vegetation next to the course and over two dry, brushy hillsides.
This is the most bullshit excuse I have ever heard on a golf course! I mean really…REALLY? I’m going to tell you what I think happened…the guy was probably pissed about choking his 3ft gimmie putt, or he shanked the lay-up approach, had a quick smoke to calm down, didn’t extinguish it, and it caused a fire…and I’m guessing his buddies backed him up on his bullshit story…allegedly. Because there is no way you’re going to swing a club, hit a large enough rock to cause a spark, and cause a fire. No fucking way! I refuse to believe it!
If there is one thing TheBiz is good at sniffing out, it’s bullshit and this story has bullshit written all over it. You need to wake up pretty early to get one past me. Everyone knows I’m more full of bullshit than anyone in these parts.
Drink Alcoholic Beverages…Live Longer!
August 30th, 2010
TheBiz 
Yahoo! via Time — But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that – for reasons that aren’t entirely clear – abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one’s risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers’ mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.
Ha! I knew it! All those straightedges will fall to their demise more soon than a drunk like me. I knew I was doing something healthy by slamming down all those drinks these years! I see some of my friends that don’t drink and they look old…really old! You know there is something wrong with you when you’re 32 and you look 45. If I wanted to be a dick, I could post my friends photos from Facebook compare them to me and I guarantee you I look 7-10 years younger than anymore.
I’m glad I drink and I’m even more proud of the fact I look and feel younger than some of my friends that I went to high school and college with. So quit yer preaching about drinking….actually keep telling me not to drink because odds are I won’t hear you bitching at me in the near future.



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