Archive for the ‘Photos’ Category

July 21 2010

Fat News Reporter Gropes Child At Skatepark, Allegedly

Naw…just kidding! It’s just a fat news reporter taking out some skater kid at the park. I could have sworn it was Tugboat from the old WWF coming out of retirement to give the kid a clothesline. But you have to admit, it was a little creepy seeing the reporter pat the kid down after he ran into him.

July 18 2010

Fedora Boy

Sorry hipsters…the fedora fad is over. When you see a guy in a bar selling hats in a bar like he’s the rose lady, time to jump off the bandwagon. You’re not Frank Sinatra. Ditch the hat you douche hipster!!!

July 17 2010

This Is How You Close!

This girl never stood a chance with this guy. She had no idea she was dealing with a Jedi Master. With a deep look into her eyes and a hand full of ass, this girl folded like a house of cards.

Textbook schtoopin’ at it’s finest!

July 16 2010

OchoCinco Doing His Best “Risky Business” Impression

Las Vegas — Click for OchoCinco Tweet

So Chad OchoCinco thinks he can waltz right into a Vegas casino and play the slots in his undies with all the other blue hairs around?  No wonder why he’s so soft on the field…he even gambles like a sissy.

July 15 2010

Looking Like a Fool With Your Pants On The Ground!

Los Angeles — Click to Read Story

The fucking balls on these cops huh?  Poor guys just wants to look at some hot ass shopping around Robertson and the cops break up the party.  I’m just curious what my boy Blue was doing that was so offensive?  If I had to guess, it has to be the black uggs he’s sporting.  At least act like a professional bum and have some shoes that don’t match.  It’s called not being a jerk off 101.

July 15 2010

Carnal Knowledge of a Lady This Time!

It’s good to know someone is giving our boys a good schtoop when they return home!