I don’t even know what to say to this post? Just fucking lame on all fronts. Who Gives a Shit!!!
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September 17 2010
Facebook Rant of the Day
September 17th, 2010 
TheBiz 
Tags: facebookI don’t fucking understand why people talk about their dead relatives on Facebook? I really don’t get it. I think it’s the most awkward thing in the world. Here is the example I’m talking about:
Is this really something you need to share with everyone? Like, I’m having a great day and then I see this come across my news feed and it puts me in a somber mood. Yeah, I’m sure you’re hurting buddy but don’t blast your family issues all over Facebook. It’s completely inappropriate and uncalled for. At least he didn’t put a picture of his uncle as his main profile pic…that’s just fucking weird if you ask me.
For instance my Father passed away earlier this year and I was devastated, I still am devastated…but there was no way in hell I was going to put his passing in my status update. No fucking way! I noticed a couple of my cousins posted his passing on Facebook and I was so fucking pissed off you couldn’t even imagine! Who the fuck did they think they were and why did they think it was their business to post that shit and broadcast it to the world? Listen, I love to share and brag about as much stuff as I can, but posting about dead relatives is a line crosser.
When a loved one passes I think this is time for YOU to spend with your family and grieve…I don’t need to grieve along with you via Facebook. How the fuck do you comment to one’s post like that? Should I press the LIKE button when I heard of their passing? I hate those posts all the way around.
Two rules of Facebook I think you should live by if you’re one of my friends:
1) Don’t talk about your dead relatives the moment they pass away
2) Stop flooding me with bible quotes
September 16 2010
It’s a Sad Day Indeed…Craigslist to Shut Down “Adult” Section
September 16th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: craigslistMSNBC — Pressured by law enforcement, advocacy groups, and Congress, Craigslist said it would permanently remove adult services from its online classified ads here in the United States. The move quickly sparked criticism by free-speech advocates who see Craigslist’s shuttering of its adult services as a threat to free speech on the Internet.
What the hell is going on in the United States of America? Honestly, I feel real bad for the poor sons a bitches that never get the time of day from chicks and rely on Craigslist to feel like a human fucking being. So what if they had to pay for that GFE, it probably lifted their self-esteem to have a 1/2 decent looking chick pretend they liked them and suck his dick with a condom on. I also feel bad for the guy who couldn’t pick up a chick at the bar and relied on Craigslist to find a good whore that could bust his nut for a decent price.
Say what you want about the whores posting in the adult section, but they provide a great service for the poor schmucks out there and I applaud them. It’s a sad fucking day indeed! I know Ralph Cifaretto would be disgusted at the actions taken by Craigslist. Didn’t Ralph pick up Janice on Craigslist? I could be mistaken.
September 14 2010
Silky Johnson Destroying Fools in Fantasy Football!!!
September 14th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: spots
If there is one thing people around me know it’s that TheBiz backs up the shit he talks. Last week I stated that I have a monster fucking fantasy team. Well look at the fucking standings below! Not only did I beat down my opponent last week, but I would have crushed everyone!
Yeah, I know it’s week 1 and it’s a long season…but I know how demoralizing it is to certain managers of the ADFL when they see Silky Johnson atop the standings. It’s a little like seeing a character you’ve put 1,000′s of hours into on Everquest or WoW and having someone come around and delete your character. All that effort down the drain.
Once again….looks like everyone is chasing Silky Johnson and the Era of Silky has arrived!
My Fantasy Leagues Reaction to Seeing Silky Johnson Atop the Standings
September 10 2010
I Love Wedding Fights!
September 10th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: weddingI’m still trying to figure out what is going on here. Was this wedding taking place on a public walkway or something? How come there was little to no reaction from the bride and groom? Do people still rock the short-sleeve shirt and tie? Why did the motherfucker cut the argument in the video?
I’ve got to know this shit! Someone help me out.
September 3 2010
Mayweather Goes All Crazy On Pacquiao’s Ass
September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz Looks like Floyd Mayweather went all fucking nutzo on Pacquiao’s ass last night in a crazy UStream video rant.
Check out these fucking gems from the video:
“As soon as we come off vacation, we’re going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain’t worried about that. So they ain’t gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don’t want you all to jump on my dick. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that motherfucker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.”
” ‘Poochiao’ got three losses and two draws and been knocked out twice, so, like I said before, once I beat him it’s going to be a cakewalk and it’s on to the next. We know Pacquiao made $6 million in his last fight and Floyd Mayweather made $65 million in his last fight. Three losses, two draws. Ohhh, hell no, this is America baby. We built on winning. Step your game up, faggot. … That motherfucker Pacquiao, he can’t speak no English. He never seen a contract he didn’t like. Motherfucker signed with two companies. Look it up. And then this motherfucker with Nike only got 70gs. How stupid can a motherfucker be? Reebok gave me a million dollars for three weeks. I wore Reebok shit for a week for a million dollars. … This mother fuckers name is Emmanuel. He got a fake name, taking power pellets.”
I’m a big fan of Floyd and I’m guessing this is to hype the fight up next year..but this is Floyd raw and unedited. Boxing needs a villain and I’m a fan of villains!
***Note…I’m still hungover..but feeling snappy!
September 3 2010
Nice Yacht Asshole!
September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failSaw this asshole with his yacht stuck under the bridge on the 405 near LAX yesterday night. Traffic was backed up for miles. What a douche!
I’m too hungover to write anything witty. Check back later for more sarcasm.
September 2 2010
Cat People Freak Me Out!!!
September 2nd, 2010 TheBiz Tags: weirdSeriously…this is why I think most chicks that own cats are fucking weirdos. I mean do you call the ASPCA on this broad? It’s insane. Might as well strap one of those rabbit vibrator things to this cat and make love to it. I can’t wrap my head around this one. It’s too much for a Thursday morning. And who would have thought the person behind the camera was some rasta looking guy? Ummmmm..I sure as hell didn’t think so. I tip my cap to you sir, because if this broad is doing some of this shit with the cat I can only imagine how fucking nuts she is in bed.
It did remind me of a video I took at the Manhattan Beach 6 man tournament this year where this guy, Lick McTavish was licking a broad. So I’m putting this to a vote…which person creeps you out more. Cat Lady or Lick McTavish? Me, I’m voting Cat Lady all the way. It’s plain disgusting!
Weird Cat Lady
VS
Lick McTavish
