Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

July 19 2010

Hippies Are Alive And Living in Los Angeles – Part 2

July 19 2010

Hippies Are Alive And Living in Los Angeles – Part 1

So I attended a Grateful Dead cover band concert this past Sunday in L.A. and there were an interesting cast of characters! Here were some of the people I witnessed:

  • Twinkle Toes McGee
  • #1 hippie dancer ever!
  • 65 year old go-go dancer
  • Some broad who’s only dance move was a 360
  • Random people hula-hooping
  • More tie dye in one room than I’ve ever seen in my life

The band was great…some people were trying way to fucking hard.  My favorite was Twinkle Toes McGee.  I couldn’t stop watching this guy…just plain weird on all level.  Dancing Hippie Guy was a site to be seen.  I really think his goal was to 1up everyone on the dance floor.  He needed all this space to work his magic…what a conceited asshole.

July 18 2010

Fedora Boy

Sorry hipsters…the fedora fad is over. When you see a guy in a bar selling hats in a bar like he’s the rose lady, time to jump off the bandwagon. You’re not Frank Sinatra. Ditch the hat you douche hipster!!!

July 17 2010

This Is How You Close!

This girl never stood a chance with this guy. She had no idea she was dealing with a Jedi Master. With a deep look into her eyes and a hand full of ass, this girl folded like a house of cards.

Textbook schtoopin’ at it’s finest!