What are the odds of this motherfucker getting some ass with that shirt? In LA, I’d say pretty good!!!
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September 23 2010
Facebook Post of the Day
September 23rd, 2010 
TheBiz 
Tags: facebookI don’t even know what to say to this post? Just fucking lame on all fronts. Who Gives a Shit!!!
Awesome blog…I know! I’m searching for jobs at work and getting paid. What more do you want from me?
September 17 2010
Mattingly in….Torre Out
September 17th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: sports
MLB.com – LOS ANGELES — Don Mattingly will manage the Dodgers in 2011 and Joe Torre has stepped aside to determine his future plans, the Dodgers announced on Friday. Torre, the fifth-winningest manager in Major League history, is in the final year of a three-year contract. Mattingly has been the Dodgers’ hitting coach since the 2008 All-Star break. Mattingly, Torre and Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti will be present at a 5 p.m. PT news conference to be held at Dodger Stadium on Friday.
Well, it looks like Don Mattingly will be the new skipper for the Los Angeles Dodgers for next season. I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. I know Mattingly was a helluva 1st baseman for the New York Yankees back in the day, but I don’t know if he ever won a World Series. I’m going out on a limb and saying he didn’t…which begs the question…why the hell are we getting a loser manager? I can’t believe he was with the Yankees all those years and could never win the big one…so why the hell would I think he’s going to bring a World Championship to the Dodgers? The McCords need to get their heads out of their collective asses!
Cue Mattingly getting run out of Los Angeles in the next 5 years. I hope he wins one though….as much as a loser as he is, I do respect him as a ballplayer. If he brings back his trademark mustache then I take back everything I’ve ever said bad about him.
September 16 2010
Facebook Update of the Day!
September 16th, 2010 TheBiz I’m going to do a new feature here on SniperHunt…it’s called Facebook update of the day! I’m going to pick the dumbest, most lame updates from my friends list. Today, we have parenting advice (a mom to her son) about the secret to women:
Are you fucking joking me?!?? The secret to getting chicks is pretending to have fun so they’ll come over??? I mean this is joke right, and this woman is really giving this advice to her son? Unreal people! I think that’s why guys are such pansies these days. The only one that has a real beat on the female community is The Situation. What most chicks want is a guy to act like an ass…play tough to get…and shit on them. Hate to bring up examples…but take Sammi from Jersey Shore, Ronnie shits on her, but she still loves him…I’ve run into more broads like that in my lifetime than I know what to do with. It’s sad. Good thing I’ve found a great woman that isn’t like this at all….she could be Mrs.Biz if she’s lucky!
So mom’s out there…quit babying your kids and give them the real talk they deserve. Treat your boys like men..don’t treat them how men used to treat you…like a bitch!
September 16 2010
It’s a Sad Day Indeed…Craigslist to Shut Down “Adult” Section
September 16th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: craigslistMSNBC — Pressured by law enforcement, advocacy groups, and Congress, Craigslist said it would permanently remove adult services from its online classified ads here in the United States. The move quickly sparked criticism by free-speech advocates who see Craigslist’s shuttering of its adult services as a threat to free speech on the Internet.
What the hell is going on in the United States of America? Honestly, I feel real bad for the poor sons a bitches that never get the time of day from chicks and rely on Craigslist to feel like a human fucking being. So what if they had to pay for that GFE, it probably lifted their self-esteem to have a 1/2 decent looking chick pretend they liked them and suck his dick with a condom on. I also feel bad for the guy who couldn’t pick up a chick at the bar and relied on Craigslist to find a good whore that could bust his nut for a decent price.
Say what you want about the whores posting in the adult section, but they provide a great service for the poor schmucks out there and I applaud them. It’s a sad fucking day indeed! I know Ralph Cifaretto would be disgusted at the actions taken by Craigslist. Didn’t Ralph pick up Janice on Craigslist? I could be mistaken.
September 14 2010
Check Out This Awesome View of the Beach!
September 14th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: weatherSo today I’m driving from San Diego to Newport Beach for work and this is the disgusting view I get of Orange County as I come out of the hills. Can you see all that smog? It’s fucking gross!
Straight ahead you should be able to see the San Gabriel Mountains and the Hollywood Hills. Off to the left, you should be able to see the Pacific Ocean no fucking problem. What do you get….one think motherfucking layer of good old Los Angeles Smog. As much as I love L.A., I can’t take this shit anymore. It’s not worth it!
I kind of think the whole Global Warming is bullshit and it’s just a bunch of “green” companies spreading propaganda to make more money, but now I don’t know what to think. Especially since this was the worst fucking summer in the history of Los Angeles. I think we had 3 days of great weather between Memorial and Labor Day.
Enjoy these pictures..and if you’re from out of state thinking of moving here…I’d stay put. It’s not fucking worth it.
September 14 2010
Silky Johnson Destroying Fools in Fantasy Football!!!
September 14th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: spots
If there is one thing people around me know it’s that TheBiz backs up the shit he talks. Last week I stated that I have a monster fucking fantasy team. Well look at the fucking standings below! Not only did I beat down my opponent last week, but I would have crushed everyone!
Yeah, I know it’s week 1 and it’s a long season…but I know how demoralizing it is to certain managers of the ADFL when they see Silky Johnson atop the standings. It’s a little like seeing a character you’ve put 1,000′s of hours into on Everquest or WoW and having someone come around and delete your character. All that effort down the drain.
Once again….looks like everyone is chasing Silky Johnson and the Era of Silky has arrived!
My Fantasy Leagues Reaction to Seeing Silky Johnson Atop the Standings
September 3 2010
Nice Yacht Asshole!
September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failSaw this asshole with his yacht stuck under the bridge on the 405 near LAX yesterday night. Traffic was backed up for miles. What a douche!
I’m too hungover to write anything witty. Check back later for more sarcasm.
