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September 17 2010

Mattingly in….Torre Out

September 17th, 2010

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MLB.com – LOS ANGELES — Don Mattingly will manage the Dodgers in 2011 and Joe Torre has stepped aside to determine his future plans, the Dodgers announced on Friday. Torre, the fifth-winningest manager in Major League history, is in the final year of a three-year contract. Mattingly has been the Dodgers’ hitting coach since the 2008 All-Star break. Mattingly, Torre and Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti will be present at a 5 p.m. PT news conference to be held at Dodger Stadium on Friday.

Well, it looks like Don Mattingly will be the new skipper for the Los Angeles Dodgers for next season. I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. I know Mattingly was a helluva 1st baseman for the New York Yankees back in the day, but I don’t know if he ever won a World Series. I’m going out on a limb and saying he didn’t…which begs the question…why the hell are we getting a loser manager? I can’t believe he was with the Yankees all those years and could never win the big one…so why the hell would I think he’s going to bring a World Championship to the Dodgers? The McCords need to get their heads out of their collective asses!

Cue Mattingly getting run out of Los Angeles in the next 5 years. I hope he wins one though….as much as a loser as he is, I do respect him as a ballplayer. If he brings back his trademark mustache then I take back everything I’ve ever said bad about him.

September 14 2010

One of the Best Hits Ever!

September 14th, 2010

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Get this motherfucker a NFL contract stat! That hit was sick!

September 14 2010

Great Display of Athleticism…

September 14th, 2010

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I’m a big fan of the guy hurdling tackers…but this could be the best one I’ve ever seen. But this is future Kentucky Wildcat , Ashely Lowery.

See, I’m not that much of a dick…if something is good, I’ll say it’s good. If it’s lame, like Alec Cortez then you’re getting called out!

September 14 2010

Silky Johnson Destroying Fools in Fantasy Football!!!

September 14th, 2010

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If there is one thing people around me know it’s that TheBiz backs up the shit he talks. Last week I stated that I have a monster fucking fantasy team. Well look at the fucking standings below! Not only did I beat down my opponent last week, but I would have crushed everyone!

Yeah, I know it’s week 1 and it’s a long season…but I know how demoralizing it is to certain managers of the ADFL when they see Silky Johnson atop the standings. It’s a little like seeing a character you’ve put 1,000′s of hours into on Everquest or WoW and having someone come around and delete your character. All that effort down the drain.

Once again….looks like everyone is chasing Silky Johnson and the Era of Silky has arrived!

My Fantasy Leagues Reaction to Seeing Silky Johnson Atop the Standings

September 13 2010

Keith Brooking is a Fucking Animal!

September 13th, 2010

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I was busy at my real job today so I’m limited to one post…and it’s fucking great cause I taped it off my TV.

Did anyone catch Keith Brooking of the Dallas Cowboys last night give his pre-game speech to the Dallas Defense? Fucking classic! He’s 1/2 Maximus and 1/2 Andre the Giant from The Princess Bride. Just a fucking mad man.

I don’t know if I would have been laughing or crying at this speech, but it was entertaining to say the least!

Tomorrow I promise that I’M GONNA FIGHT, I’M GONNA SCRATCH, and I’M GONNA BLEED for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

September 10 2010

Typical Whiskey-Tango Michigan Fan!

September 10th, 2010

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As you all know I’m a huge USC homer! I rep the Cardinal and Gold like a motherfucker so nothing pleases me more than to see a Michigan Wolverine fan make a spoof video about Michigan fans when in reality is it a 100% legit documentary on how whiskey-tango Michigan fans truly are. I think Michigan Wolverines and I think mullet. This poor bastard has no idea that really every single Michigan fan is in-fact a “Michigan Wal*Mart Fan.”

Seriously…whenever you go on vacation you can pick out a person from Michigan from a mile away. They look like a deer in headlights when they get anywhere near the ocean. That’s why I can’t stand it when Michigan worm their way into the Rose Bowl. You have to deal with a bunch of slow-moving, slow-talking, dipshit Michigan fans with their flags waving from the car and shit.

September 9 2010

How Awesome is My Fantasy Football Team!!!

September 9th, 2010

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So this Fantasy Football league (and baseball league where I finished the regular season in 1st place) has to be the most competitive fantasy league ever. I mean we have 14 fucking teams in this thing and every year yours truly, TheBiz, gets the fucking screw job by Yahoo! This year…I pick fucking 8th. I’ve never picked before 5th in any sport at any time. It’s bullshit…but yet, year after year I have a competitive team. Except the last 2 years where I basically finished dead-ass last. Fucking every goddamn team had their best week against me last year. Fucking Yahoo!!! Half of those managers can’t coach their way out of a paper bag yet they beat up old Silky Johnson good. Motherfuckers! Not this year!!!

I think this was my finest hour drafting for football this year. My team is a fucking monster! I have no clue who half these fuckers on my team are but I know I have a special group of men. I won this bitch in 2006, and I’m going to win it in 2010!

From time to time, I might invite one of the managers in here to rant about their team or about someone else. Normally I get you don’t want to hear about fantasy football…we’ll I’ve got two words for you…FUCK OFF! It’s gonna happen…you’re gonna like it…and that’s the end of that!

If you want tips too…fuck that Matthew Berry asshole on ESPN. I get the shit straight and accurate. No bullshit here!