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September 28 2010

OK…I know I’ve Been Slacking…

But it’s been rough for me. My job isn’t renewing my temp contract so I’ve been busy looking for jobs. I promise I’ll have ton of free time starting next week…but this week will be real slow.

Anyways…found this video of some dumb broad getting a tattoo. Listen honey, if you can’t take the pain you really shouldn’t be getting all inked up. Save up and get a face and nose job…then maybe someone will want to fuck you when they’re not drunk.

September 21 2010

I’m Stressed the Fuck Out!!!

You’re boy TheBiz is stressed out. Big changes at my job…I’m leaving…and at my home…I’m fucking moving….and I haven’t been able to update jack shit. My boss leaves tomorrow so I can guarantee tons of updates through the rest of the week.

So calm the fuck down and I’ll be back tomorrow with some great shit posted!

By the way…I’m 2-0 in Fantasy Football and in the Championship Game of my Fantasy Baseball league…do I think you give a fuck…NO…do you think I give a fuck that you don’t give a fuck…Fuck NO I don’t!

September 15 2010

I’m Feeling Sick…No Posts Today

I feel like shit and I really haven’t got to the computer today. So I’m taking an off day. I’m coming back with guns blazing tomorrow. You can count on that!

August 10 2010

HB Steve is the Fucking Man!

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So I’m in the liquor store in Huntington and I hear this guy spouting off all this trash how he can out shotgun anyone! Naturally I’m up for a good challenge (and hoping it would make good video) so I decided to get HB Steve an 18 pack of Bud Light. We walk right outside the store and opened up the beers.

He must of slammed down 9 of the 18 in there, it was amazing. An army of cops are right around the corner, and there is HB Steve shotgunning beers with anyone he could find on the street. Chicks, dudes, the man was on fire! Guy wanted to run in the street and yell at people to be on video. HB Steve is one crazy motherfucker!

If you watch this, give me a shout out bro. TheBiz has your back!

August 10 2010

Could This Be the Goofiest Motherfucker Ever?,

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Your boy TheBiz is down in Huntington Beach this past weekend for the US Open of Surfing and I came across this dude. What a goofy looking motherfucker! I couldn’t stop watching this guy. The best part was, he was getting all the chicks. Unreal! I don’t know if he was a famous surfer, some local HB legend, or some goofy ass wigger? I have no clue! All I know is…I couldn’t rock this look. I know I’m not cool enough.

I still think something is off about this guy…but I don’t want to say it. So I’m going to let Alan Garner from The Hangover say it for me:

August 6 2010

Don’t Fuck With Wild Steve!

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This guy is gonna mosh his way into your hearts…I give you Wild Steve! Don’t fuck with him or you’re gonna get MOOSHED!!!

Videos and photos to be updated through the weekend! Check back here for sneaky good fun…always!

August 4 2010

Would You Schtoop The Owner of This Miata?

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I’m driving to Orange County this morning and this asshole pulls up next to me! I couldn’t help but start laughing and then start snapping away! So my question to you is…does rocking 700,000th Miata Built get this guy laid? I’m going out on a limb and saying Yes!