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September 17 2010

Mattingly in….Torre Out

September 17th, 2010 TheBiz
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MLB.com – LOS ANGELES — Don Mattingly will manage the Dodgers in 2011 and Joe Torre has stepped aside to determine his future plans, the Dodgers announced on Friday. Torre, the fifth-winningest manager in Major League history, is in the final year of a three-year contract. Mattingly has been the Dodgers’ hitting coach since the 2008 All-Star break. Mattingly, Torre and Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti will be present at a 5 p.m. PT news conference to be held at Dodger Stadium on Friday.

Well, it looks like Don Mattingly will be the new skipper for the Los Angeles Dodgers for next season. I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. I know Mattingly was a helluva 1st baseman for the New York Yankees back in the day, but I don’t know if he ever won a World Series. I’m going out on a limb and saying he didn’t…which begs the question…why the hell are we getting a loser manager? I can’t believe he was with the Yankees all those years and could never win the big one…so why the hell would I think he’s going to bring a World Championship to the Dodgers? The McCords need to get their heads out of their collective asses!

Cue Mattingly getting run out of Los Angeles in the next 5 years. I hope he wins one though….as much as a loser as he is, I do respect him as a ballplayer. If he brings back his trademark mustache then I take back everything I’ve ever said bad about him.

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September 17 2010

Free Lorenzo the Parrot Right Now!!!

September 17th, 2010 TheBiz
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Associated Press — “A parrot in the Colombian city of Barranquilla was seized during a drug raid. Authorities say “Lorenzo” was trying to tip-off a local drug cartel when officers conducted the undercover raid.”

If anyone can find out the bail amount on Lorenzo the Parrot please let me know ASAP! I must have it. I don’t know who trained this guy, but goddamn Lorenzo would have been a life-saver for me years ago! I can’t imagine how different my life would have been if I would have owned this parrot! In college, this motherfucker would have been right outside my front door to warn me of any crazy broads sneaking up on me. Why the hell was I playing baseball when I could have been training lookout parrots? I would have been rich!

Fucking classic stuff…this is why drug dealers are 1 step ahead of us. They’re so fucking imaginative…I tip my hat to them.

Click here to watch the video: Parrot Tries to Tip Off Colombian Cartel in Bust

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September 16 2010

Teen Sets Limbo Record!

September 16th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Videos 2,558 Comments » |
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Now this is the most impressive thing I think I’ve ever seen. I still can’t believe it with my own eyes! There is no way that chick went that low. Unfucking real! There are a few things I’ll never ever be able to do:

* Throw a baseball 100 mph
* Be a US Navy Fighter Pilot -I wanted to, but I’m too tall-
* Limbo like a motherfucker!

I mean you see this chick do this and I’m pissed that I’ll never be that flexible. Just mind boggling what I saw.

Too bad Nikki Boyer ruins the entire fucking segment. Damn that broad is annoying! Did she really call the Shameka Charles a ” human pipe cleaner?” Why not just say Shameka sucks dick and licks assholes…same fucking thing right?!??

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September 16 2010

Facebook Update of the Day!

September 16th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Girls, Local Scene, Videos 2,924 Comments » |

I’m going to do a new feature here on SniperHunt…it’s called Facebook update of the day! I’m going to pick the dumbest, most lame updates from my friends list. Today, we have parenting advice (a mom to her son) about the secret to women:

Are you fucking joking me?!?? The secret to getting chicks is pretending to have fun so they’ll come over??? I mean this is joke right, and this woman is really giving this advice to her son? Unreal people! I think that’s why guys are such pansies these days. The only one that has a real beat on the female community is The Situation. What most chicks want is a guy to act like an ass…play tough to get…and shit on them. Hate to bring up examples…but take Sammi from Jersey Shore, Ronnie shits on her, but she still loves him…I’ve run into more broads like that in my lifetime than I know what to do with. It’s sad. Good thing I’ve found a great woman that isn’t like this at all….she could be Mrs.Biz if she’s lucky!

So mom’s out there…quit babying your kids and give them the real talk they deserve. Treat your boys like men..don’t treat them how men used to treat you…like a bitch!

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September 14 2010

One of the Best Hits Ever!

September 14th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 610 Comments » |
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Get this motherfucker a NFL contract stat! That hit was sick!

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September 14 2010

Love A Good Old-Fashioned Fat Guy Fail

September 14th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Videos 528 Comments » |
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First of all check out these geeks rolling office chairs down the science department. I mean you can’t get any nerdier that this. But then again, what always happens??? Fat guy playing Keep Up With the Jones.

Listen up tubby…you’re fat, lay off the small chairs. Yes, you’re comic relief for your skinny friends but don’t go killing yourself for a cheap laugh. Fat people!

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September 14 2010

Great Display of Athleticism…

September 14th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 515 Comments » |
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I’m a big fan of the guy hurdling tackers…but this could be the best one I’ve ever seen. But this is future Kentucky Wildcat , Ashely Lowery.

See, I’m not that much of a dick…if something is good, I’ll say it’s good. If it’s lame, like Alec Cortez then you’re getting called out!

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September 13 2010

Keith Brooking is a Fucking Animal!

September 13th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 665 Comments » |
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I was busy at my real job today so I’m limited to one post…and it’s fucking great cause I taped it off my TV.

Did anyone catch Keith Brooking of the Dallas Cowboys last night give his pre-game speech to the Dallas Defense? Fucking classic! He’s 1/2 Maximus and 1/2 Andre the Giant from The Princess Bride. Just a fucking mad man.

I don’t know if I would have been laughing or crying at this speech, but it was entertaining to say the least!

Tomorrow I promise that I’M GONNA FIGHT, I’M GONNA SCRATCH, and I’M GONNA BLEED for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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