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August 12 2010

Idiot Kid Drops DS at the Zoo… Gorilla Gets Prize!

August 12th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Photos, Videos 606 Comments » |
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NBC LA — The child dropped his Ninendo DS into the gorilla exhibit last week. The gorilla, a big guy named Bawang, snapped it up and appeared to play.  “The gorilla was very interested in his prized new find,” Christina Spicuzza, a witness, wrote on her blog  Soon, a baby gorilla named Hansai came to play, too, and both gorillas puzzled over the small red console. Bawang played keep-away from Hansai, then put the DS in his mouth and started to walk away.

Fucking parents today!  You take your kid to the zoo to be entertained, I think you can leave the DS in the car.  Just because you don’t like to socialize with your kid on the way to the zoo, doesn’t mean you don’t have socialize with the kid at the zoo!  No wonder why kids are so fucked up today…the parents don’t give a fuck.  Oh, kid is crying…put on Spongebob on the TV or some shit.  Kids trying to talk to you in the car…,here Johnny, play with this Nintendo DS and shut the fuck up.  Most parents of young kids today are fucking morons.  Some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed and whoever are the parents of this child should get a vasectomy and their tubes tied right fucking now.

And FUCK YOU NBC…saying the Gorilla stole the DS.  You know the fucking kid dropped it!  Quit blaming the gorilla for shitty parenting.  Plain and simple!

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August 11 2010

LA Mall Cops Doing Their Job

August 11th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Local Scene, Rants, Videos 16 Comments » |
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Looks like the guy getting placed in a guillotine was deaf and allegedly shoplifting at Forever 21 inside an L.A. Mall. The YouTube video description is way to long so let me paraphrase:

*The alarm went off and they thought he was shoplifting. Greased up deaf guy never heard it, got MMA’ed by security

Serves this asshole right. Shouldn’t he have a guide dog with him or something? Plus, what the hell is he doing in Forever 21? I guarantee you he was filming up-skirt shots of teenagers. Sick fuck.

What I don’t get are the people standing around like they’re at the fucking zoo or something. I get the person filming the incident because this shit should be recorded and reviewed, but everyone walking by this guy getting choked can go fuck themselves. It shouldn’t take this long to subdue a deaf guy. I know I could do it in .3 seconds. People really suck and this deaf guy should have been helped out. It’s like that bum in NYC that saved a woman from getting attacked, but got stabbed in the process. Dude was bleeding out and people walked by him like he was fucking trash. Seriously, the only thing you can count on is a dog to the save the day cause people will disappoint every time.

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August 11 2010

Night Surfing?? Count Me the Fuck Out!

August 11th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Local Scene, Sports, Videos 173 Comments » |
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NBC 4 Los Angeles — Bill Stewart describes himself as an “inventive, artist’s, creative guy.” Over the past 40 years he says he’s shaped more than 30,000 surfboards, but nothing like his most recent. “This is the weirdest, craziest most difficult thing I think I’ve ever built,” says Stewart, “It’s over 100 hours at least.” The San Clemente shaper’s latest innovation is called Stewart’s Night Stalker, and the title alone kind of gives it away. “The lights are so bright,” he describes, “It lights up the ocean like you wouldn’t believe.”

Yeah…I’m a surfer up here in LA and I don’t know how bright this idea is. I think the goal is not to attract sharks and after watching 20 hrs. of Shark Week last week, I have a good feeling this light will do nothing but attract sharks. I mean, if the bitches coming out at night to watch me do my shit, I’d buy this motherfucker in a heartbeat. But you know they’ll be at the bar or watching Real Housewives, not watching me shred. Count me out on this one!

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August 11 2010

Nice Water Rocket Asshole!

August 11th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Videos 670 Comments » |
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I remember playing with these water rockets when I was a kid. I’d pump those bitches up with so much air that they would fly at least 100 ft. in the air! But I don’t know what this fat bastard was thinking. You can’t have some skinny bitch pump up all those rockets, you need someone that knows what they’re doing.

Did this guy think the water would cushion his landing? Get the fuck out of here! Dude’s lucky he only faceplanted….it would have been worse!

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August 10 2010

Random Videos from the US Open of Surfing

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Local Scene, Videos 99 Comments » |
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This is the best of the rest. Just some random junk videos I took while hanging out at the surfing tourney this past weekend in Huntington Beach.

* Guy Puking Showing off a Coin Slot
* Some Surfer on a Wave
* How fucking crowded it was to cross the street by the pier

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August 10 2010

Girl Ruins Guy’s Life, Orgasms on Rollercoaster!

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Videos 930 Comments » |
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Good luck with this guy ever giving it to his girlfriend like this Sling Shot ride. No way has he ever come close to what this ride accomplished in 20 sec. I’m sure both of you had some good times, but it’s over. It’s tough to be compared to a rollercoaster, and Peter you just got PWNED!!!

I mean, I’ve been compared to the rabbit and I’ll stand toe-to-toe with that motherfucker any day of the week. But I know when I’m beat….and it’s time for this guy to admit defeat and walk away.
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August 10 2010

Drunk Guys vs. a Tent!

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Videos 614 Comments » |
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You know, I don’t know if these guys were drunk or not. I’m sure I’d be the same way. Camping to me is staying at the Hilton Garden Inn. No fucking room service or a decent pool to hang out at. That’s about as close to camping as I ever want to come! But these fuckers crack me up. Someone should put disco music to this video cause wife-beater guy has some dance moves!

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August 10 2010

HB Steve is the Fucking Man!

August 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Featured, Local Scene, Uncategorized, Videos 648 Comments » |
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So I’m in the liquor store in Huntington and I hear this guy spouting off all this trash how he can out shotgun anyone! Naturally I’m up for a good challenge (and hoping it would make good video) so I decided to get HB Steve an 18 pack of Bud Light. We walk right outside the store and opened up the beers.

He must of slammed down 9 of the 18 in there, it was amazing. An army of cops are right around the corner, and there is HB Steve shotgunning beers with anyone he could find on the street. Chicks, dudes, the man was on fire! Guy wanted to run in the street and yell at people to be on video. HB Steve is one crazy motherfucker!

If you watch this, give me a shout out bro. TheBiz has your back!

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