What are the odds of this motherfucker getting some ass with that shirt? In LA, I’d say pretty good!!!
Posts Tagged ‘fail’
September 14 2010
Love A Good Old-Fashioned Fat Guy Fail
September 14th, 2010 
TheBiz 
Tags: failFirst of all check out these geeks rolling office chairs down the science department. I mean you can’t get any nerdier that this. But then again, what always happens??? Fat guy playing Keep Up With the Jones.
Listen up tubby…you’re fat, lay off the small chairs. Yes, you’re comic relief for your skinny friends but don’t go killing yourself for a cheap laugh. Fat people!
September 3 2010
Nice Yacht Asshole!
September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failSaw this asshole with his yacht stuck under the bridge on the 405 near LAX yesterday night. Traffic was backed up for miles. What a douche!
I’m too hungover to write anything witty. Check back later for more sarcasm.
September 1 2010
Fat Ballerina Fail!
September 1st, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failThis is a classic example of working within your limits. Obviously I can’t recall ever seeing a fat ballerina, so clearly this girl was hearing from too many people that she should follow her dreams. Mix in a little, “You’re not that fat” talk from her friends too and wa-la, you have a poor fat girl getting ridiculed on the Internet.
Now I’m not going to sit her and call this broad fat…but I put the responsibility of this epic fail on her friends and family. Sometimes too much encouragement is not the best path. Maybe they should have encouraged her to put the fork down, then give ballet a shot. Either way, her friends and family clearly let her down in this spot. For shame!
August 31 2010
This Chick Died Right? Ouch!
August 31st, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failWow…that was brutal. I think this chick might have died. I hope not…that’s a nasty fall. Shows you what happens when broads try to play with the big boys. Someone gets hurt.
August 27 2010
Looney Toons? More Like Fruity Toons!
August 27th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failI come back from lunch today and I see this car in the parking lot. Really? Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner on the back of your car? No way does this guy get laid rocking those graphics.
Originally that’s what the blog was about…do chick go for this cartoon shit? But then I noticed the duel Ferrari stickers on the back window. Who the fuck is this guy trying to fool? Some lame ass souped up truck repping Looney Toons and Ferrari. Call me old fashioned, but this is one confused motherfucker!
August 27 2010
Girls, Bikinis, Faceplant!
August 27th, 2010 TheBiz This video is why I started this site because this video goddamn perfect!
Seriously…typical broads thinking their funny and shit. Guess what bitch, how does asphalt taste? Just a classic video on a classic site! I think that chick broke her nose! Ouch!
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we’re done!
August 24 2010
Holy Shit! That’s A Car Crash!!!
August 24th, 2010 TheBiz Tags: failBeavercreek, OH — State troopers in Ohio say an out-of-control car “disintegrated into many pieces” when it went airborne and smashed into a highway overpass pillar. The 19-year-old driver was hospitalized in critical condition
I can’t believe this motherfucker survived this crash! Visions of Smokey and the Bandit crept into my head like when the Bandit jumped his Trans Am over the creek! Fuck, that was horrific! It made me think of the crash at DWF airport earlier this year, which begs me to ask…which accident was worse?
Beavercreek, OH
VS
DWF
