Posts Tagged ‘fail’

July 26 2010

My Ultimate Wedding Scenario

My post earlier today got me thinking…If I was to plan my ultimate wedding, how would it all go down? I mean I’ve been to a few weddings in my life and most of them were boring as shit. Probably the best one ever was in Boston where the wedding party ended up at the same place where the pledges from Delta Tau Chi saw Otis Day and the Knights play. But I digress…if I had to plan a wedding, this is how I would want to make it as memorable as possible. If my wedding went down like this, every motherfucker would remember it. Worth every penny if you ask me.

Wedding Entrance

The Ceremony

Wedding Photographer

Wedding Party Pictures

The Chef Catering The Reception

Dad’s Wedding Reception Entrance

The Wedding DJ
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The Reception

July 22 2010

Wedding Cake, Marriage Advice, and a Fatty

Gang…there is a reason why TheBiz doesn’t date fat broads. First and foremost is I never date a chick that can eat more and has bigger arms than me. Second is you can’t trust them in formal settings to fucking behave. You try a nice guy and you grab her a 3rd piece of cake, then you have some bitch puking on you the next second! Honey, your boyfriend is trying to give Jamie and Brett some advice at least act like a professional and make it through the speech.

July 21 2010

Whale v. Yacht

I’m taking the Whale.   This happened today in Cape Town, South Africa.