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MSNBC — According to the latest Fast Food Survey by Zagat, the best burger in America comes from Virginia-based chain Five Guys. But while the regional chain edged out national players in the hamburger category, Dairy Queen rules the Best Milkshakes category, while the best fries still come from McDonald’s.

The results of the survey were revealed live on TODAY Monday. The survey covered 136 fast-food and full-service chains nationwide. Voting on zagat.com, 6,518 voters weighed in on everything from chicken and cheeseburgers to smoothies and seafood. Full survey results are available at zagat.com/fastfood.

Not since Bret Hart was screwed out of the WWE championship to Shawn Michaels has there been a bigger fix!!! Just who the fuck is Five Guys Burgers and who the hell participated in this survey? Everybody knows In-N-Out has the best motherfucking burgers on the planet, and that is a scientific fact! I don’t know who Five Guys are, but I promise it’s not up to the taste, standards, and calorie count as an In-N-Out burger. Listen, when someone from back east visits west coast the first thing they want to do is rip into an In-N-Out Double Double. When you travel east, you don’t think about Five Fucking Guys. This story is a goddamn outrage and I think this committee owes In-N-Out an apology! An apology Senator!!

If anyone reads this, I demand that a Five Guys Burger be shipped to me!

BTW, did you see In-N-Out fries finished 3rd nationally? I mean you know McD’s fries are the best ever, but In-N-Out finishing 3rd? That was the shock of the century! I like In-N-Outs fries with a ton of salt on them, but the general consensus is their fries suck! Hell, my dog won’t even eat In-N-Out fries, and she eats anything! In-N-Out should finish #1 in best burger every single fucking year!

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