I nearly pissed my pants today watching this seal scream. Just too fucking funny on all levels! Maybe I think it’s funny cause I surf and see and hear seals all the time yet I’ve never heard a seal like this guy.
I think this seal might be the new mascot for SniperHunt.com
I’m telling you as a diehard USC Trojan fan, it pains me to see Coach Carroll not leading Troy to victory this season. But that doesn’t mean we still don’t love him in SoCal. It’s good to see the coach bringing his laid-back demeanor to the Seattle Seahawks and enjoying a prank or two with the players. Nothing funnier than seeing 350 lbs giants getting scared over a snake. Ha! Pansies!
When you have a hot bitch by your side, you can’t leave her alone for one minute. If you do, you’re gonna have your lawn mowed! This deer saw the opportunity and took full advantage! Guaranteed that lady is sucking the deer’s cock right now as we speak!
This deer reminds me of my friends when we go out. We play a little game called “lawn mowing” where you try to steal the chick that your buddy is picking up. Some call it cock blocking, we call it lawn mowing. Cock blocking is done to spite someone. Lawn mowing is for fun, kind of like the chicas! What ends up happening, the chick leaves with the guy pulling the lawn mowing job 99% of the time. It shows you what true whores most girls are! I’ll leave it at that. Lawn mowing good…cock blocking bad.
Wellllllll… this guy Antoine Dodson just made me fucking laugh! Someone sign him up to be a national spokesperson for anything today! I’m making a few calls myself. This guy is liquid fucking gold all around!
Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband! Everyone is getting raped!