Posts Tagged ‘los angeles’

August 7 2010

What the Fuck Is Going On In Front of My Place?

Out of my foggy haze I wake up this morning to a ton of fucking noise outside my place. First of all I’m hungover like a motherfucker and I wake up to the sound of haggling and a most impressive shouting match between two yentas. I look outside my window and I find the Pico Rivera swap meet outside my place!!! What the FUCK is going on!?!! Is this real life? Does this shit really happen? I live in goddamn Santa Monica so I don’t expect this shit to go down, at least not in front of my place! I’m feeling very 909 right now when I represent 310. Shit isn’t right.

What I’m really pissed about is you know they’re not going to give me my vig but I’m too hungover to do anything about it. Fucking heads are going to roll around 3pm if I have anything to say about it!!!

August 5 2010

Are These Eyebrows Real Life?

So I’m flipping through my TV last night and I came across Suzie Suh of the Channel 2 CBS News here in L.A. I was like…holy shit!!! Is it normal for eyebrows to be that high up on someones face? The more I looked at her the more I couldn’t turn away! If anyone can tell me what the hell is going on with those brows I’d appreciate it because I’m still freaked out by looking at her.