Posts Tagged ‘shore’

August 6 2010

Typical Chicks Arguing Over the Port-A-Potty At 6Man

I’m waiting in line like every other jerk off at this Manhattan Beach 6Man and of course some broad is taking too fucking long in the port-a-potty. So what do I do, I tell a girl in front of me to bang on the door. Wouldn’t you know it, an argument breaks out and luckily I have my video camera. Fucking chicks….they’ll never understand. I mean seriously, was she putting on her face in the port-a-potty? Personally, I think she was diddling herself, but that’s another story for another time. But another fucking JWoWW wanna-be getting tough! Slut.

You might ask yourself, how can I get so close to the action yet no one says shit to me? I’ll tell you why…cause I’m 6’3″, 225lbs and built like a brick shit-house. So put that up your hot pipe and smoke it!

July 29 2010

Jersey Shore Returns Tonight!

I can’t tell you how fucking excited I am for the return of Jersey Shore!!! Honestly, I thought MTV should have recasted the entire show, but I’m curious how this train-wreck is going to play out. But Sitch and Snookers should provide hours of entertainment and I’m curious if DJ Paulie D is still going to jump on grenades. My answer is Yes, Yes, and Yes.

I don’t care how good-looking some guy thinks he is, if there is free poon available he’s jumping all over it! Guaranteed you’re going to see these guys piledriving some serious grenades this season.

So deal with it…I’m blogging about Jersey Shore! If you don’t like that you can go fuck yourself!

Bada Bing Bitches! Yeah I know it’s Sopranos, but I don’t care. Again, GFY!