Posts Tagged ‘sports’

September 17 2010

Mattingly in….Torre Out

September 17th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Local Scene, Sports, Videos 3,414 Comments » |
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MLB.com – LOS ANGELES — Don Mattingly will manage the Dodgers in 2011 and Joe Torre has stepped aside to determine his future plans, the Dodgers announced on Friday. Torre, the fifth-winningest manager in Major League history, is in the final year of a three-year contract. Mattingly has been the Dodgers’ hitting coach since the 2008 All-Star break. Mattingly, Torre and Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti will be present at a 5 p.m. PT news conference to be held at Dodger Stadium on Friday.

Well, it looks like Don Mattingly will be the new skipper for the Los Angeles Dodgers for next season. I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing. I know Mattingly was a helluva 1st baseman for the New York Yankees back in the day, but I don’t know if he ever won a World Series. I’m going out on a limb and saying he didn’t…which begs the question…why the hell are we getting a loser manager? I can’t believe he was with the Yankees all those years and could never win the big one…so why the hell would I think he’s going to bring a World Championship to the Dodgers? The McCords need to get their heads out of their collective asses!

Cue Mattingly getting run out of Los Angeles in the next 5 years. I hope he wins one though….as much as a loser as he is, I do respect him as a ballplayer. If he brings back his trademark mustache then I take back everything I’ve ever said bad about him.

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September 14 2010

One of the Best Hits Ever!

September 14th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 610 Comments » |
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Get this motherfucker a NFL contract stat! That hit was sick!

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September 13 2010

Keith Brooking is a Fucking Animal!

September 13th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 665 Comments » |
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I was busy at my real job today so I’m limited to one post…and it’s fucking great cause I taped it off my TV.

Did anyone catch Keith Brooking of the Dallas Cowboys last night give his pre-game speech to the Dallas Defense? Fucking classic! He’s 1/2 Maximus and 1/2 Andre the Giant from The Princess Bride. Just a fucking mad man.

I don’t know if I would have been laughing or crying at this speech, but it was entertaining to say the least!

Tomorrow I promise that I’M GONNA FIGHT, I’M GONNA SCRATCH, and I’M GONNA BLEED for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

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September 10 2010

Typical Whiskey-Tango Michigan Fan!

September 10th, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 637 Comments » |
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As you all know I’m a huge USC homer! I rep the Cardinal and Gold like a motherfucker so nothing pleases me more than to see a Michigan Wolverine fan make a spoof video about Michigan fans when in reality is it a 100% legit documentary on how whiskey-tango Michigan fans truly are. I think Michigan Wolverines and I think mullet. This poor bastard has no idea that really every single Michigan fan is in-fact a “Michigan Wal*Mart Fan.”

Seriously…whenever you go on vacation you can pick out a person from Michigan from a mile away. They look like a deer in headlights when they get anywhere near the ocean. That’s why I can’t stand it when Michigan worm their way into the Rose Bowl. You have to deal with a bunch of slow-moving, slow-talking, dipshit Michigan fans with their flags waving from the car and shit.

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September 3 2010

Tommy Lasorda Rant Takes You Into the Labor Day Weekend

September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Celebrity, Sports, Videos 1,034 Comments » |
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I love Tommy Lasorda…they don’t make baseball managers like they used to. He’s one of a fucking kind.

Have a good Labor Day weekend everyone!

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September 3 2010

Mayweather Goes All Crazy On Pacquiao’s Ass

September 3rd, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Rants, Sports, Videos 787 Comments » |
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Looks like Floyd Mayweather went all fucking nutzo on Pacquiao’s ass last night in a crazy UStream video rant.

Check out these fucking gems from the video:
“As soon as we come off vacation, we’re going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain’t worried about that. So they ain’t gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don’t want you all to jump on my dick. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. Once I stomp the midget, I’ll make that motherfucker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.”

” ‘Poochiao’ got three losses and two draws and been knocked out twice, so, like I said before, once I beat him it’s going to be a cakewalk and it’s on to the next. We know Pacquiao made $6 million in his last fight and Floyd Mayweather made $65 million in his last fight. Three losses, two draws. Ohhh, hell no, this is America baby. We built on winning. Step your game up, faggot. … That motherfucker Pacquiao, he can’t speak no English. He never seen a contract he didn’t like. Motherfucker signed with two companies. Look it up. And then this motherfucker with Nike only got 70gs. How stupid can a motherfucker be? Reebok gave me a million dollars for three weeks. I wore Reebok shit for a week for a million dollars. … This mother fuckers name is Emmanuel. He got a fake name, taking power pellets.”

I’m a big fan of Floyd and I’m guessing this is to hype the fight up next year..but this is Floyd raw and unedited. Boxing needs a villain and I’m a fan of villains!

***Note…I’m still hungover..but feeling snappy!

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September 2 2010

Now This is a Good Baseball Fight!

September 2nd, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Sports, Videos 341 Comments » |
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MLB.com — For those of you who missed it…here is the brawl between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals last night. For a quick recap, Nyjer Morgan has been wrecking shit up the past couple of days…barreling over catchers for no reason, stealing bases when their team has a significant lead, just being a pissed off guy. So last night he runs over the Nationals catcher and you know pay back is coming. The videos will explain everything else.

But it’s about motherfucking time we get a good sports fight! I’ll take this shit over hockey players dancing in circles any day of the week! That clothesline came from nowhere huh? I thought it might have been Shaemus from the WWE for a second. Just brutal!

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August 31 2010

Golfer Strikes Rock, Causes Fire…Bullshit!!!

August 31st, 2010 TheBiz
Posted by TheBiz Under Local Scene, Photos, Sports 477 Comments » |
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Irvine, CA –Forget “Fore!” “Fire!” was the cry of the day for a golfer whose off-target swing sparked a 12-acre blaze in Southern California. The golfer at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine landed a shot in the rough Saturday. On his next swing, his club snagged a rock, causing a spark that lit the rough ablaze and eventually attracted 150 firefighters to the scene. Fire officials say the fire burned through the rough, into vegetation next to the course and over two dry, brushy hillsides.

This is the most bullshit excuse I have ever heard on a golf course! I mean really…REALLY? I’m going to tell you what I think happened…the guy was probably pissed about choking his 3ft gimmie putt, or he shanked the lay-up approach, had a quick smoke to calm down, didn’t extinguish it, and it caused a fire…and I’m guessing his buddies backed him up on his bullshit story…allegedly. Because there is no way you’re going to swing a club, hit a large enough rock to cause a spark, and cause a fire. No fucking way! I refuse to believe it!

If there is one thing TheBiz is good at sniffing out, it’s bullshit and this story has bullshit written all over it. You need to wake up pretty early to get one past me. Everyone knows I’m more full of bullshit than anyone in these parts.

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