Columbus Dispatch — WARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself.
Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan Nissan Murano, clutching a Bible in one hand and his sermon in the other, a touch of spray holding his perfectly coiffed ‘do in place.
Inside the New Beginnings Ministries church, Dunfee’s worshippers wore polyester and pearls.
Outside, George’s strippers wore bikinis and belly rings.
Both men agree it is classic sinners vs. saints. But George says it is up to America to decide which is which and who is who.
Dunfee says God already has chosen.
“Tom George is a parasite, a man without judgment,” Dunfee said. “The word of Jesus Christ says you cannot share territory with the devil.”
The battle that has heretofore played out in the parking lot of George’s strip club – the Foxhole, a run-down, garage-like building at a Coshocton County crossroads called Newcastle – has shifted 7 miles east to Church Street.
Right around the corner from Santa Monica is West L.A. and right next door to each other is St. Joan of Ark Catholic Church and Fantasy Island Strip Club. Not once have I ever seen Catholic and Strippers fight with one another. Seriously, if these crazy religious zealots would just let a chick shake her ass for a couple bucks the world would be a much better place. If Fantasy Island and St. Joan of Ark can live harmoniously, then why can’t the rest of America? Once you get that demon seed out of you, it’s amazing how much less of an asshole your are! Warsaw, Ohio could learn a thing or two from a good lap dance.
God Bless the Foxhole Strip Club! You have the support of TheBiz and SniperHunt.com in your fight against the tyranny of Pastor Bill Dunfree! You know Pastor Bill has a ton of hidden porn in his house…I mean you just fucking know it….allegedly!!!



August 9th, 2010
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