Posts Tagged ‘stripper’

August 9 2010

God Bless Strippers!

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Columbus DispatchWARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself.

Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan Nissan Murano, clutching a Bible in one hand and his sermon in the other, a touch of spray holding his perfectly coiffed ‘do in place.

Inside the New Beginnings Ministries church, Dunfee’s worshippers wore polyester and pearls.

Outside, George’s strippers wore bikinis and belly rings.

Both men agree it is classic sinners vs. saints. But George says it is up to America to decide which is which and who is who.

Dunfee says God already has chosen.

“Tom George is a parasite, a man without judgment,” Dunfee said. “The word of Jesus Christ says you cannot share territory with the devil.”

The battle that has heretofore played out in the parking lot of George’s strip club – the Foxhole, a run-down, garage-like building at a Coshocton County crossroads called Newcastle – has shifted 7 miles east to Church Street.

Right around the corner from Santa Monica is West L.A. and right next door to each other is St. Joan of Ark Catholic Church and Fantasy Island Strip Club. Not once have I ever seen Catholic and Strippers fight with one another. Seriously, if these crazy religious zealots would just let a chick shake her ass for a couple bucks the world would be a much better place. If Fantasy Island and St. Joan of Ark can live harmoniously, then why can’t the rest of America? Once you get that demon seed out of you, it’s amazing how much less of an asshole your are! Warsaw, Ohio could learn a thing or two from a good lap dance.

God Bless the Foxhole Strip Club! You have the support of TheBiz and SniperHunt.com in your fight against the tyranny of Pastor Bill Dunfree! You know Pastor Bill has a ton of hidden porn in his house…I mean you just fucking know it….allegedly!!!


August 6 2010

Nice Workout Bro!

So I’m trying to get my workout in the morning done when all of a sudden Mr. FancyPants comes tip-toeing right next to me. Bro, I dont’ care what kind of workout you get in, but save the DWTS routine for your mom when she gets home.

July 29 2010

Stripper In-Training!!!

—————–EDITORS NOTE: I took this down , but after rewatching it, its so fucking funny I’m putting it back up.

If there is one thing I know better than anything else out there, it’s Strippers! This girl is gonna be dancing on center-stage at a club near you! She has probably never stripped a day in her life, but she has all the qualities and the mannerisms to fit the mold:

* Purse of the lips — Check!
* Grabbing her tits every 2 seconds — Check!
* Telling you she has big tits — Check! (as if you didn’t know)
* Looking at herself similar to how strippers looks in the mirror when they’re dancing — Check!
* Younger ditz kind of stripper voice — Check!

I could watch this video all day. This chick has train-wreck written all over her and she’s coming soon to a reality show near you. Our Italian Bella is a soon-to-be stripper/reality TV star…and that’s a Stone Cold Fucking Lock! I’ve never seen a chick more into herself….check that, I live in Los Angeles, all these broads are into themselves!!!