I’m having a beer the other day and fucking birdman walks in. Just other day for me seeing weird shit in Los Angeles. I’m thinking of heading to the Santa Monica Pier concert series tonight. You know there is going to be some weird shit going on!

Posts Tagged ‘venice’
Venice Tree Man Actually Gives Back
August 9th, 2010
TheBiz
I can’t tell you how many times I go down to the Venice Beach Boardwalk and I see the Tree Man there robbing tourists of their money. Seriously, this fucker expects people to pay to have the honor of taking his picture. Shit like that pisses me off, like he’s some fucking celebrity. You know this guy plays the “Don’t you know who I am? I’m the tree man!!!” card all the time. Shit probably works for him too and I’m sure he gets mad perks and vagina.
But I was shocked when I videotaped him giving a dollar to a bum. Probably the first time he’s ever given back. And no, I didn’t pay him for the video. Tree Man can go fuck himself if he expects me to shill over a couple bucks to him.
That blurry spot in the middle is because I spilled a drink on my Flip. Such is life.
Found: Rudolph’s Shit Nugget from Xmas Night
August 9th, 2010
TheBiz
Fucking Venice Beach I tell you. I thought I’d seen it all, then I came across this thing. What is this thing? I’m guessing it’s either Rudolph’s shit or it that cartoon shit from South Park. I forget that dudes name and I’m to lazy to look it up so go fuck yourself.
Amazing how no matter when I go I run into the most odd things. Free bowl of soup to the first person who can tell me what the hell this thing is.



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